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Gay Men Don't Get Fat

Name: Gay Men Don't Get Fat
Brand: Jonathan Adler
Price: 24.95 USD
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A witty paean to gay wisdom. Hilarious anecdotes, fab advice, and life-changing pronouncements.

Simon Doonan, style icon and bestselling author, effortlessly and hilariously explains why the gays know how to work, play, and dress better than anyone else, and dishes out practical counsel so you can start doing the same. More than your typical boring diet and exercise tips, Doonan gives the gay man's perspective on how to look better, live simpler, carve out your own aesthetic, and smell good, too.

Advanced praise for Simon Doonan and Gay Men Don't Get Fat:

"Simon Doonan is one funny gay nugget."—Chelsea Handler

"If I were really short, gay, and way funnier than I am now, I would try to pass myself off as Simon Doonan."—Malcolm Gladwell

"Simon Doonan is the Auntie Mame every up-and-coming future legend should have, the gay best friend who always gives it to you straight."—RuPaul

"Simon writes like a lethal combo of Robert Be

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